onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

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theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

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darthmater:

my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single

(via halelgh)

rnicrophone:

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

this is so creepy but so accurate

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thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

(via dickflickmoment)

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via fruitcrocs)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(via rubee)

(via halelgh)

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(via sniffing)

asker

Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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