Me every time I read any form of social media in Southampton. #ToasterStrudel

sincecombahee:

Obama visits Door of No Return (by CBSNewsOnline)

(via fuckyeavanity)

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

(via fruitcrocs)

punned:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”

(via sniffing)

mothgirlwings:

Mickey Mouse in Disney’s “The Haunted House” (1929) - Animated by U B Iwerks

(via worldviolent)

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

(via muststopjennicide)

dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

(via damittromney)

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

(via sniffing)

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(via naked-andconfused)

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

calins:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP

(via semi-attractive)

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

(via cowboys-andangels)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

(via tastefullyoffensive)